Do you ever watch a film and there’s an unexpected hot guy and just
we all have that one friend who is probably secretly a magical girl.
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
Just for the record, condoms stretch a LOT. #partygentle
#you look like you’re hulking out #emily please remove the condom from your hand
it is TESSA’s hand. She is hulking out.
im sorry i failed to identify ur condom covered hand tessa
The Distance of a Day. A video of a sunset in Los Angeles made by my mother with her iPhone next to a video of a sunrise in the Maldives made by me. They were recorded simultaneously. At the exact same moment the sun was setting in Los Angeles it was rising in the Maldives. We were watching the sun together, thousands of miles apart.
Just for the record, condoms stretch a LOT. #partygentle
Keep your friends close and your animes closer.
emily says SCREAMS
I DON’T REALLY KNOW MAN LIKE ONE SECOND A GOD(?????) THING WAS TALKING TO ME IN A SHINY ROOM AND THE NEXT EVERYTHING GOES BLANK AND DESMOND GOES
“WHAT THE FUCK”
AND THEN THERE ARE CREDITS
AND A LITTLE MORE GAMEISH STUFF
BUT THEN OVER????
EMILY I ACCIDENTALLY FINISHED ASS CREED? ?? ? ? ? ? ?
i’m really gay. like 5 whole gay
Alejandro Guijarro photographs the chalkboards of some of the brightest minds in quantum physics for his continuing series Momentum. He went to research facilities like CERN and many of the top universities in the world to find them.
I
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN
i understand
THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME
8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understandI. Get. It.
Emily keeps running around the house in a constant state of: “INTERNET FRIEEENDS!”
It is alarming and cute.
But cute in the same way a baby rhinoceros is. Dangerous cute.
#MOBILE AND EXCITED ROCK CUTE #UNGAURDED FIREWORK CUTE #PUT HER IN A GLASS CAGE LIKE A VILLIAN CUTE
u r the worst :( am not glass cage villain cute :((
I don’t man you look pretty glass cage villain cute to me
aaaawwwww
It’s adorable and terrifying
Emily keeps running around the house in a constant state of: “INTERNET FRIEEENDS!”
It is alarming and cute.
But cute in the same way a baby rhinoceros is. Dangerous cute.


