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Wait-- I can explain: I'm Meghan. Rated T for teen. I drink lots of tea, cry over fictional characters, and use the Oxford comma. Classical pianist in training. I geek out over unsuspected things. I think I make gifs now, but I'm a little hazy on the details. I'm perpetually snarky, but you should talk to me anyway.
Oh, it's a little teapot full of evil.

within-the-seahorses-belly:

Do you ever watch a film and there’s an unexpected hot guy and justimage

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keelychu:

we all have that one friend who is probably secretly a magical girl.

  #me and tessa totes    #personal  

tardisheart:

DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!

  #story of my life    #no one cares about the thing  
partygentle:

soddingwankers:

Just for the record, condoms stretch a LOT. #partygentle

#you look like you’re hulking out #emily please remove the condom from your hand
it is TESSA’s hand. She is hulking out.

im sorry i failed to identify ur condom covered hand tessa

partygentle:

soddingwankers:

Just for the record, condoms stretch a LOT. #partygentle

 

it is TESSA’s hand. She is hulking out.

im sorry i failed to identify ur condom covered hand tessa

davidhorvitz:

The Distance of a Day. A video of a sunset in Los Angeles made by my mother with her iPhone next to a video of a sunrise in the Maldives made by me. They were recorded simultaneously. At the exact same moment the sun was setting in Los Angeles it was rising in the Maldives. We were watching the sun together, thousands of miles apart.

davidhorvitz:

The Distance of a Day. A video of a sunset in Los Angeles made by my mother with her iPhone next to a video of a sunrise in the Maldives made by me. They were recorded simultaneously. At the exact same moment the sun was setting in Los Angeles it was rising in the Maldives. We were watching the sun together, thousands of miles apart.

soddingwankers:

Just for the record, condoms stretch a LOT. #partygentle

soddingwankers:

Just for the record, condoms stretch a LOT. #partygentle

  #you look like you're hulking out    #emily please remove the condom from your hand  

peachgreekyogurt:

Keep your friends close and your animes closer.

emily says SCREAMS

I DON’T REALLY KNOW MAN LIKE ONE SECOND A GOD(?????) THING WAS TALKING TO ME IN A SHINY ROOM AND THE NEXT EVERYTHING GOES BLANK AND DESMOND GOES

“WHAT THE FUCK”

AND THEN THERE ARE CREDITS

AND A LITTLE MORE GAMEISH STUFF

BUT THEN OVER????

  #partygentle    #I GUESS THESE ARE SPOILERS    #ASSASSIN'S CREED II SPOILERS  

EMILY I ACCIDENTALLY FINISHED ASS CREED? ?? ? ? ? ? ?

  #EMILY    #WAIT THAT'S NOT YOUR URL    #SODDINGWANKERS    #THERE WE GO  

horussnipples:

i’m really gay. like 5 whole gay

  #wow i say thing in this format all the time    #hey emily look  

Alejandro Guijarro photographs the chalkboards of some of the brightest minds in quantum physics for his continuing series Momentum. He went to research facilities like CERN and many of the top universities in the world to find them.

jensensation:

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

I. Get. It.

  #...oh  

soddingwankers:

decentea:

Emily keeps running around the house in a constant state of: “INTERNET FRIEEENDS!”

It is alarming and cute. 

But cute in the same way a baby rhinoceros is. Dangerous cute. 

  #MOBILE AND EXCITED ROCK CUTE    #UNGAURDED FIREWORK CUTE    #PUT HER IN A GLASS CAGE LIKE A VILLIAN CUTE  

u r the worst :( am not glass cage villain cute :((

I don’t man you look pretty glass cage villain cute to me

  #soddingwankers  
aaaawwwww

It’s adorable and terrifying 

  #broiling  

Emily keeps running around the house in a constant state of: “INTERNET FRIEEENDS!”

It is alarming and cute. 

But cute in the same way a baby rhinoceros is. Dangerous cute. 

  #mobile and excited rock cute    #ungaurded firework cute    #put her in a glass cage like a villian cute